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Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2007.08.10 16:13:00 -
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I remember one time my GF was sitting on my lap and we were talking and she points out a spider that was peeking at us from the kitchen. I get up and grab a boot and walk over to notice that this thing was just disgusting as hell. It was super black and it looked like a mutant being all warped and disfigured. Then I slammed my boot on it and learned the horrible truth as 50 babies spread to the 4 winds.
My dad's garage has a seperate little room that stores the water tank, his fireplace pellets, and a freezer and I hate going in that room cause he's got some of the biggest wolf spiders I've ever seen out there and these guys will charge you. Last time I saw one on the ground and next thing I know it was sprinting right at me. I screamed like a girl and did a awesome little tap dance. My dad wouldn't stop laughing for hours.
A long time ago when Arachnophobia came out on video we were all watching it as a family and during one of the suspenseful scenes my dad got a hand behind my stepmom and started lightly touching her neck. I have never seen someone fly of a couch so fast in my life.
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Posted - 2007.08.10 22:51:00 -
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 Originally by: Valan
I had a spider walk into the room one night while watching a film. It saw me stopped and changed direction. Thats just wrong!
Yeah I cannot stand it when you find one and it's staring back at you cause you know something evil is going through it's mind.
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Posted - 2007.08.11 00:04:00 -
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Well Not all spiders. I love messing around with the little fuzzy hyperactive jumping spiders. They're the only breed that I feel that has some actual thought process going on as they explore the world.
Anytime I see one of those guys inside the house or something I scoop em up and let em go outside. Any others can just go to hell.
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Posted - 2007.08.11 19:03:00 -
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Originally by: Chode Rizoum
Originally by: Derovius Vaden
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
My dad's garage has a seperate little room that stores the water tank, his fireplace pellets, and a freezer and I hate going in that room cause he's got some of the biggest wolf spiders I've ever seen out there and these guys will charge you. Last time I saw one on the ground and next thing I know it was sprinting right at me. I screamed like a girl and did a awesome little tap dance. My dad wouldn't stop laughing for hours.
Jesus Christ, the spiders frigging charge you?! Next they'll show up with knives or something! 
OMG, CAMPERS.
WOLF SPIDER?!?!?! ARE YOU FREACKING KIDDING ME?!
Yeah the ones in the city are tiny compared to that sucker but the ones at my dads house are maybe just a smaller and aggressive as hell. This one that caught me in the garage cleared 10ft between us in about 2 seconds.
And I didn't think the jumpers had poison or anything. I just scoop em up in my hand and let em outside. Sometimes I even stop to play with them for a bit.
In any case any wolfspider I see dies. I've got plenty of other critters to keep the bugs down like birds, blue belly lizards and bullsnakes (although they probably eat the mice more than anything)
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Posted - 2007.08.12 02:06:00 -
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I dont know what was up with the wicki page but camel spiders are very dangerous. I got a chance to talk to my friends brother who just got back from tour #3 in iraq and he told me all kinds of things about camels, like nothing else could beat them in the betting games except for a small white spider.
And I say don't trust anything that can eat a big lizard
WARNING: CREEPY AND GRAPHIC VIDEO
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Posted - 2007.08.12 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: Godlesswanderer
It's a good thing Hobo spiders don't occur naturally in the UK then. Otherwise I'd have another thing to freak out about. :lol:
Their not supposed to be able to live in the NW US either but some people say they're thriving up here. I may have seen one or two but I'm not positive. I do know a gal who got bit in the leg by one like 5 years ago and she's still got this pump thing connected to her sucking the poison out. Her leg is really nasty looking and at one point they were talking that it might be amputated but I never heard anything else about it in like 2 years now.
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Posted - 2007.08.20 04:34:00 -
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A great movie to watch that has spiders is eight legged freaks. Stars David Arquette and Kari Wuhrer. Kinda a scary spider movie parody and it's pretty good. Shows alot of different classes of spiders.
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